In this post: Baby Boss Quotes that’ll take you back to one of the top Dreamworks movies! This movie is stacked with fun quotes!
The Ultimate List of Baby Boss Movie Quotes
If you’ve ever watched The Boss Baby, you already know it’s way more than just a silly story about a briefcase-carrying baby.
The movie is a wild ride of humor, heart, and surprising life lessons. Whether it’s the arrival of Boss Baby in Tim’s perfectly ordinary childhood or the great adventure of teaming up to save Baby Corp, these films have plenty of love, laughs, and a lot of fun.
Let’s take a closer look at some of the best quotes from the movies, a quick recap of what they’re all about, and a few fun facts that might surprise you.
What Are The Boss Baby Movies About?
Let’s to a quick recap of the movies before we get into all of the quotes!
The Boss Baby (2017)
The first movie introduces us to 7-year-old Tim Templeton, who’s loving his only-child life until his baby brother arrives. But this isn’t just any baby—this little man comes with a suit, a briefcase, and a job. Tim discovers that the “Boss Baby” is actually a secret agent from Baby Corp, on a mission to stop Puppy Co. CEO Francis Francis from stealing all the love in the world with his “Forever Puppy.” It’s funny, chaotic, and heartwarming, especially as Tim and Boss Baby team up to save the day.
We’ll be covering the first movie here, but you can find quotes from the second Boss Baby movie here
Boss Baby Quotes
Alright, let’s get right into these fun quotes from the first movie!
Tim, “Can’t we share?” Boss Baby, “You obviously didn’t go to business school.”
Tim talking about “blackbird “That’s my special song! My parents wrote it just for me.” Boss Baby, “Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?” Tim, “No, Ted and Janice! You don’t even know their names!”
Boss Baby, “Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right!” Tim, Ah, what are you talking about?” Boss Baby, “The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton! But rather a wild ride, like a ship at sea. And you’re a sea captain… taming a turbulent ocean!”
Dad, “Hey Tim, how would you like a baby brother?” Tim, “No thank you”
“Fine! I can talk. Now let’s see if you can listen. Give me a double espresso and find a place around here with decent sushi, I’d KILL for a spicy tuna roll right about now” – Boss Baby
“We babies are having a crisis. Babies aren’t getting as much love as we used to. Behold, our mortal enemy! Puppies!” – Boss Baby
“Can’t ride a bike without training wheels? Even a bear can ride a bike without training wheels.” – Boss Baby
“Put… that… cookie… down! Cookies are for closers!” – Boss Baby
“You’ve got to learn the law of the jungle, little brother!” – Boss Baby
“Francis Francis is the CEO of Puppy Co—and the biggest pet company in the world!” – Boss Baby
“Who wants hot dogs when you’ve got a perfect memo to deliver?” – Boss Baby
“I’m the right baby for this job.” – Boss Baby
“Let me get this straight- this is a story about cannibalism and burning people alive?” – Boss Baby
“Upsies. I need upsies.” – Boss Baby
“If people really knew where babies came from they would never have them. Same for hot dogs, by the way.” – Boss Baby
“Hand over the tape, or Lamb Lamb gets it.”– Boss Baby
“Hate is a strong word. It’s the RIGHT word, but still”– Boss Baby
“It’s a meeting and you will not be attending.”– Boss Baby
“I may look like a baby, but I was born all grown up.” – Boss Baby
“Survival of the fittest. It’s the law of the jungle. There’s always someone trying to take what’s yours.” – Tim
“Maybe they can return him to the store and get their money back.” – Tim
“It was just the three of us. The Templetons. And three is the perfect number. Interesting fact… did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? I was the luckiest kid ever.” – Tim
“He wears a suit!” – Tim
“The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea” – Tim
“You can’t be fired from your own family. Can you?” – Tim
“Even though I never went to business school I did learn to share in kindergarten. And if there isn’t enough love for the two of us then I wanna give you all of mine.” – Tim
“Put on your seat belt! We’re in for a wild ride!” – Tina Templeton
“You always were the luckiest kid I ever met.” – Ted Jr.
“Wake up, little halflings. It’s time to leave. Go and live your peasant lives” – Wizzie
“Be gone with you!” – Wizzie
“Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach, please fasten your seat belts. We’re about to take off.” – Captain Ross
Boss Baby Fun Facts
- The story is based on Marla Frazee’s children’s book, which compares a new baby to a demanding boss. It’s a true story of what many parents feel!
- The films features an insane voice cast, including Alec Baldwin, Lisa Kudrow, Jimmy Kimmel, Jeff Goldblum, and James Marsden. Ariana Greenblatt and ViviAnn Yee add charm to the sequel as Tina and Tabitha.
- From an Elvis impersonator to sea captain costumes, the movies are packed with hidden nods to pop culture. Keep an eye out for small details like the Shar Pei in Puppy Co. commercials or the turbulent ocean scene.
- Screenwriter Michael McCullers is behind the sharp, clever dialogue that makes The Boss Baby movies so much fun for kids and adults alike.
Final Thoughts
There you have it — your favorite Boss Baby quotesQ At its core, The Boss Baby is about family. So, whether it’s the chaos of a new sibling, the memories of your own childhood, or learning to appreciate your own family. It’s a reminder that even in the middle of wild rides and big lessons, the love we share is what matters most.
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